I,
Paul Reinhard, being of sound mind (obviously questionable) and body (doubtful) do hereby, with great trepidation, make the following declaration:
Lafayette
College will win the 2019 Patriot League football championship -- without
losing a game.
WHAT?!?!?!
Have I gone mad? Did someone slip me a
Mickey? Do we need that guy Adam Schiff
to start some witch-hunt-type investigation?
It’s
nowhere near April Fool’s Day, so it can’t be anything like that April 1, 2003
column I wrote exposing the “fact” that Mario Andretti was coming out of
retirement to drive for his son Michael at the Indianapolis 500. That’s a story
for another time.
But
the idea of the 2019 Leopards winning the league title might sound just as
preposterous as that Andretti challenge. They are, after all, 0-5 as they take
their midseason bye week. And the next opponent, Ivy League favorite Princeton, the No. 2 offensive team in the FCS after its first two games, doesn’t figure to set the stage for a title run for Coach John Garrett’s team.
As
a matter of fact, Lafayette is now mired in the longest losing streak (eight
games over two seasons) since it lost 14 in a row from Oct. 20, 1951 through
Sept. 26, 1953. It had a 14-game winless streak from 11-2-63 through 9-18-65,
but two ties, including to Lehigh in THE GAME No. 100, figured in there. It
lost seven straight during that drought. I’m pretty sure the Lafayette sports
information guys won’t be including that information in next week’s game notes.